Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts

Thursday, May 11, 2017

80-Year-Old, Wife, Children Accused Of Stealing Food Items

An 80-year-old man, Musa Akano, his 45-year-old wife, Kehinde, their two children and one other person were on Wednesday brought before a Chief Magistrates’ Court, sitting in Iyaganku, Ibadan, for alleged burglary and theft of food items from a shop.

The accused were arraigned on a four-count charge ‎of conspiracy, burglary, stealing and receiving stolen goods.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

5 Major Wife Mistakes I Make (And You Probably Do, Too)

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My husband and I have been together for 12 years. It's sometimes hard to believe that if our relationship were a person, it would be in the 7th grade, donning shiny braces and saying asinine things like "cray cray" and "totes."
Like all relationships, we've had our ups and downs. We've had arguments that ended with slamming doors and Michelin tires screeching down the driveway. We've declared our love and apologies over the phone once our tempers and transmissions cooled down. We've talked out our problems until the sun came up or one of my husband's farts lightened the mood. We've prayed together, cried together, laughed together and gotten food poisoning together after eating disgusting undercooked burgers doused in Heinz 57.
Most importantly, we have prevailed. We have persevered. We are raising two unbelievable children (despite our parenting mistakes), and we both have the same vision of someday pointing our rocking chairs towards the West, watching our grandchildren score major grass stains on the lawn and sharing Glucosamine and Chondroitin supplements.
However, as a wife, I make mistakes. And I make them often. Here are a few of my favorites:

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

How would you describe me

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

I Make All The Money, My Wife Spends It- Darey Art Alade

"we have a great chemistry. We work together. I make all the money and she spends it. I am not complaining, she is not complaining either."

'I make all the money and she spends it' Nice, very nice lol, we need more men like Darey.