water melons

One day 3 men were walking through the forest wen dey were caught by canibalz, d canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of anykind nd swallow, before dey wud b releasd,nd not kild.d first man, came with an apple, he swallowed three nd startd coughing, he was kild,d second man came with grapes, he swallowed nine,wen he was abt 2 swallow d last 1, he started laughing, he was kild,so wen d 2 men reached heaven, d first man asked d secnd man,why did u laf wen u had almost swallowed all, d second man replied,i could not help it,wen i saw d thirst man coming wit watermelons. LOL