Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring
happiness to your Joystick, but sticking a fork into it isn’t one of
them.
A 70-year-old Australian man was rushed to the hospital after he
attempted that very feat. According to a report published in the
International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra
man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after
he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to achieve
sexual gratification.
Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication."
