Woman gets stuck upside down in 'Tinder date's window while trying to retrieve her poo

A Tinder date  went terribly wrong after a woman got stuck hanging upside down out a window - while allegedly trying to retrieve her own poo.

Liam Smith claims his unnamed date threw her waste outside in a panic when it failed to flush down his loo after they went back to his place.



She hadn't realised it would get stuck in between a narrow gap separating the property from another window and tried to get it back, Liam claims.

According to the student the woman got wedged inside the window, and Liam was forced to call firefighters to come and save her.

The fire service confirmed they attended the property to rescue a woman who had become stuck.

According to Mirroronline, the student also told the story on a crowd funding page to raise money for a new window.

“I recently took a girl I met on Tinder to Nandos," he wrote.
“We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each other’s company very much.
“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary.
“About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.
“’I went for a poo in your toilet’, she told me ‘and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked’, she continued ‘I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window’.I was understandably concerned, and told her we would go outside, bag up the offending poo in the garden, bin it, and pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened.
“Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half, separated from the outside world by another (non-opening) double glazed window. It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.
“As can be seen in the picture, the inside window opens at the top, into the gap that is separated from the garden by a non-opening double-glazed window pane.
"Seeing only one solution, I messaged our house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window."