5 Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks

5 Funny ways on how to get attended to fast/jump waiting line legally in a bank without any Gobe!!- I know most GTBank Customer will love this.

In Nigeria today, most of the banks we have are very slow in their service, customers would have to wait on the waiting line for many minutes before they could be attended to.

Now I have figured out five funny ways in which you can get answered to on time, believe me, no one would fight or argue with you when the bank cashiers are taking care of you, even if you are the last person on the waiting line.. let's get to it...
1. Get a Baby!! (lol, not for men though) yes, I am not telling you girls to go and get pregnant oo... just carry the baby of ur neighbour (tell the mother you are going to d bank!! don't let them hang (by the neck) you ooo!!)

when you get inside the bank, fill your teller, go on the waiting line and pinch the good baby, when the cry of the baby rings the air..

everybody on the waiting line would be pleading with the cashier to pay attention to/take care of you, (don't forget to buy sweet baked snacks for the cool baby oo)

2. Fall down and Faint!!(Yes..men this is where you come in..its simple, stay on the waiting line and just fall down and close your eyes!! and make it some 2 minutes before you open your eyes. You are a famous person-related!!
anytime you enter the bank, you will be answered to immediately (just pray your neighbour, abi your gf/bf no they in the bank that day you fall oo)

3. Act Like A Crazy Terry G!!if you don't know how to craze naturally abeg don't use weed oo.. Just take dry pepper with you and put it in your bums.. am telling you the craze that will be coming from you will make headlines...(Lol)

4. Blow Grammars out of proportion!! You don't need a dictionary, just go to Patrick Obahiagbon's social media handles, You will find your tools there.. When you enter the bank, cooly fill your tellers, nope don't stay on the waiting line, just walk straight to the cashier....and blow your Grammers.

5. Become A Billionaire!! You don't need to go to the bank to meet the stress of withdrawal, rather you would call the branch manager to bring the said amount to your location.