Wednesday, October 8, 2014

TEACHER AND STUDENT

Teacher: what does "maximum" mean?
Student: a very big mother
Teacher: what does "minimum" mean?
Student: a very small mother
Teacher: which is faster,hot or cold?
Student: hot, bcos you can catch cold
Teacher: what word grows smaller when u add two letters to it?
Student: add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

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