Ekaite wanted her salary raised her madam asked wanted to know why

Ekaite wanted her salary raised 

her madam wanted 3 reasons why

she wanted an increment of salary.

Ekaite: I can cook Better than you?

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: your husband told Me?

Madam: OK, second reason

Ekaite: I can iron Better than you

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: Your husband told Me

Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Ekaite: I am also Better in bed

than you? This time madam was

furious & was getting ready to

break her head

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Ekaite: No the driver to me that

I’m better in bed than you are

Madam: Please lower your voice I

will increase your salary ! In-fact

How much Do You Want?

Question : if you happens to be

the maid how much will you tell

her?

Two men were sitting in a bar and the following conversation took place: MAN 1: I cant takes this any more! MAN 2: What is the matter? MAN 1: My wife cheated on me! MAN 2: That is horrible! So what did you do? MAN 1: I did what all men will do. MAN 2: I trust you, that man must have gotten the beating of his life. MAN 1: I did not beat him, I just told him to buy me a drink.

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