Man With TWO Penises Answers Questions About His S*X Life

When you come to a fork in the road, you might be looking at this man unclad.

As much as we’d like to show you the picture of the man with two functioning penises, we’re going to resist. But we will bring you some of the highlights of his “Ask Me Anything” session on on Reddit.

The man, who calls himself “DoubleDickDude” (DDD), was born with diphallia, a rare conprivate part condition that causes him to have two s*x organs.

Both penises are in the 6-inch range, but DDD says one can get as large as 7 inches if he’s really aroused.

DDD also helpfully provided evidence in the form of two extremely graphic photographs that are too explicit to post in the story.

You can access pictures here and here.

As might be expected, DDD attracted thousands of inquiries from curious men and women about his pitchfork man-hood. His real name, age and home town remain a mystery, but he is believed to live somewhere in the United States.

There was plenty of other, more titillating information than DDD’s basic biographical data.

For instance, DDD said he is bisexual and currently in a relationship with both a man and a woman, the Mirror reported.

He said partners were a couple before they started dating him.

“She is straight, and he is bisexual,” he wrote. “After four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we’ve been together since.”

DDD claims he has managed to put both appendages inside a woman at once.

“[It went] very nicely. She complained later though… [But] she kept coming back for more at least for three months,” he said.

Although DDD is happy with what God gave him — twice — he’s had some past issues as a result of being double-pronged.

“I had one issue in my teens. The ‘Y’ intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out,” he said. “So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the ‘Y’ some. No problems since.”

However, when he goes commando, which he said “is almost always, except in winter,” the two organs take their own sides.

“The seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive,” he explained.

He said exposing his junk to a new partner has had its challenges, and that men and women have reacted very differently.

“Some have been like, THAT’S FAKE! Some have freaked out, like, called me names,” he said, according to HuffPost UK. “Most are pretty curious… but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little.”